I wish I had sane friends

And this is the guy I have sex with:)

It’s the devil’s mdma

Cosmo sex tip #301:

thunderturd:

Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.  

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I fuckin love Purim man

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fleckofdust:

Born to multiply
Born to gaze into night skies
All you want’s one more Saturday.

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